If I blame you for it, then you did it, right?

Ooh, MadLibs! Oh wait, no. Just random underlines. 

We had a lot of things broken at the Asylum, so we finally had someone come to fix them. Take-aways from this note: 

1. The shower clog is a recurring theme in Post-It Land. I'm a yoga teacher and I shower at the studio every day. In the month of June, I took exactly one shower at the apartment. So that shower clog? Not mine.

2. The broken bathroom drawer, however, is mine. The only things in it are also mine. It's not heavy. Sum contents: Vitamins, lotion, face wash, razor and floss. One day I came home to find it off its hinge, shoved back in place, unable to move it. 

By "don't put weight when closing/opening it," maybe she meant, "I broke your drawer while going through your things and now I'm blaming you for it?" Because that seems about right.