Sunday, August 14, 2011

The progression of passive-aggressiveness, Exhibit A

Four moneys each. 

In the first expression of passive-aggressive money-collection, you will find a simple Post-It. Necessary points include:

1. The items for reimbursement cleared marked.

2. Enough all-caps and misspelling to indicate urgency. (I.e.: I NEED THIS MONEY SO BADLY THERE IS NO TIME FOR A SPACE BETWEEN "ANT" AND "TRAPS!")

3. A system to define who has paid and who has not. 

This system would obviously break down unless the Post-It writer crosses her own owed money off the list when producing the note. 

This system also breaks down when two of us do not produce four dollar signs within a day. (See Exhibits B and C, coming soon.)

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